Pervert-o-mania

Enter bacchalogs in prabandhan prodyogiki sansthan, and sophomores were already manifesting keen desires to make it unforgettable for them. The party seemed to be anticlimax at the onset with the bacchalogs appearing like the baaplogs, having grayed their hairs googling software codes. But the Caretakers made sure that everyone gets his/her share of entertainment. And the blast from the past started with the mellifluous lyrical enumeration of bacchalogs from their own lips perfectly coordinated by R-ahu, ASs1, Sur-Shar and the Grand-old-surd, to name a few.

This year, the exercise was not a dilapidation process and was done in a non-perfunctory manner, thanks to the arduous efforts of the Caretakers. Hence, I’d rename it as a true vyaktitva vikas karyakram. But the show spoilers were a bunch of pervert sophomores lead by B1-pull, R-ahu, Sip-who and Frus2, to name a few, tackling multiple babylogs single-handedly. Basically, perverts in prabandhan prodyogiki sansthan are of two types. One, those who have a perennial urge to interact with a girl but never got an opportunity. Two, those who have their own dames but live too far to satisfy all their needs and wants. These few-bad-men left their other bhailogs jilted who only kept waiting to make an appearance. Even the babalogs longing for the love of their baaps were almost left in a lurch lest Ass1 or Sallu should come to their rescue.

So much so for the past 5 somnambulating nights. I have a few credits and awards to give away at the extermination of vyaktitva vikas karyakram. You may suggest more if you find anybody befitting.

Dude of the week: Mr. Seedling (for genuine reasons) and Big Bhai (for obvious reasons)(his new homonym has a formidable task to live upto the name)

Best one liners: "Meri dash mein aag lagi…" and "Balwant Rai ke kutton..."

Biggest crowd puller: Hand(le) (your) ball(s)

Biggest crowd dragger: ASs1

Dud of the week: Inder-win (also qualifies as 'peon of the week')

Fiasco of the week: Football match (it was jinxed)

Sloppiest event of the week: Maarketing ki Maa ki... (@ Ole-kya: You owe me a mention for stealing this title)

Tantalizer of the week: Pap-her dance (please don't google the meaning of pap)

Behno ka bahiya: R-ahu

Special appearance: Jug 'the-conked-coolerwala', Pisscom and the Yo-public (read 'the ZDs')

Planners of the week: miN-esh, Shree-sthi and Hech-chaaR sophomores (100% planning, 0% execution)

Special thanks: Self Appointed Caretakers (for genuinely good organization)

Keep itching!!